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Balls to the Wall - Crack Balls!

Ingredients

  • 1cup peanut butter (or any nut butter)
  • 1/2 cup honey (more or less)
  • ½ cup coconut oil
  • Melt together in a pot on the stove.
  • 2 cup large flake oats
  • 2 cup of fillers ( Go fucking bat-shit cray-cray! These are YOUR balls! OWN THEM.) Filler ideas are; pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, coconut, dried apricot pieces, dark chocolate chips, pecan pieces, walnut pieces, cranberries, pistachios, almond slices. (Try saying all that with a mouth full of balls!)

Not made with actual crack (or testicles), but they will bring a smile to your mouth every time because they're freaking delicious and way too easy. Plus, it's fun to say balls. Balls. (giggle giggle) Balls.

Directions:

  • Pour all the ingredients into one bowl, stick it in the fridge to cool. (1-2 hrs.)
  • When cool, roll into balls and toss into the freezer until hard.
  • When frozen, separate into bags.
  • Store your bags in the freezer
  •  One more timeā€¦BALLS!
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